HIIII! I’m Meg.

I’m here to help you remember yourself—who you are beneath the noise, the conditioning, the shoulds. I’m here to stir things up, inspire co-creative change, and occasionally share my story. Not because it’s extraordinary, but because it’s real.

I am a storyteller, myth-maker, salt shaker—a playful and salty agent of change, here to shake loose what’s been stuck and get the energy moving. My path has always been one of deep exploration, from neuroscience and flow states to presence and performance psychology, but lately, my compass has been pulling me toward something even more primal: my ancestry as an anchor. A living thread connecting me to the wisdom, resilience, and magic encoded in my DNA.

I walk this world as a shamanic practitioner—not in the traditional sense, but as one wildly curious, meant to find hidden knowledge, weave it through my unique filter, and scatter it like faery dust for others to catch. Through Human Design, the Gene Keys, and Druidic ancestral practices, I’m uncovering my own superpowers—the gifts and shadows woven through my bloodline, the patterns whispering through my bones, the stories waiting to be reclaimed.

But this isn’t about nostalgia. It’s about remembrance as activation. About unlocking the wisdom that lives within me, within you, within all of us—and bringing it fully into the now. I walk this path with curiosity, reverence, and a willingness to shake things up, always in service of deeper self-knowing, greater connection, and the wild adventure of being fully alive.

Let’s walk the edges of knowing together. Let’s uncover what’s been waiting to be found.

Through my offerings, I help you reignite Play, Passion, Power, and Purpose from within. I believe in the power of the subconscious, working through a shamanistic Jungian lens that merges with the chakra system, supported by channeled hypnotherapy experiences.

But why are you here?

Because something—a resonant thread, a chord of your soul—brought you here. Or maybe you just want to hate on me. LOL. Either way, I’m grateful. Whether you realize it or not, I’m stirring something in you—whether you vibe with it or not.

Something is awakening inside you. And it’s fucking brilliant.

Life is a game, and games are meant to be played. But sometimes, we forget that. We get weighed down by fear, by responsibility, by the belief that we need to have it all figured out. And in that heaviness, we lose touch with exploration, curiosity, play, and simply being.

My journey hasn’t been easy, but it’s been beautiful. It’s been a process of unearthing, remembering, and reclaiming the parts of myself I thought were lost. And now, I’m here to remind you—nothing is ever truly lost. It’s all still there, waiting for you to rediscover it, love it, nurture it, and PLAY with it.

So here’s my invitation:

Let’s play. Let’s explore. Let’s shake things up and reignite whatever’s been lying dormant, waiting for its moment to shine.

This is your life, and it’s meant to be lived fully.

BIG LOUD LOVE,  

Meg

Salty Agent of Change

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HOW DID I GET HERE?!

A wild, intentional chaos of ancestral stories, wisdom, horses, alcohol, sports, Hawaii, the Navy, and listening to the sweet whispers of adventure. SEX. Astrology. Human Design. Gene Keys. DIRT BATHS.

Portals & Partying: My First Awakening

My first true portal experience happened on Kauai during my last semester of college in 2006. I was working for the Navy as a civilian at the Pacific Missile Range Facility, partying non-stop with naval police officers, and living the dream—drinking, surfing, repeating.

Until one night, I found myself drunk on Bruce’s (the bartender from the base) dining room floor, completely overtaken by the most overwhelming déjà vu and the spins (see: portal opening, me awakening). Something cracked open inside me. Something bigger than the hangover. A moment of clarity surged through the haze, whispering:

"There is more to do here."

It shook me. Woke me. A tiny thread of remembrance that would unravel and reshape my entire journey.

Why Shamanism Now?

Somewhere around 2009, Why Shamanism Now?, a podcast intersected with my self-discovery journey—healing as an adventure, my body as a metaphor for my life, and the unfolding mystery of yoga as more than just movement. A portal opened.

Ojai, California, is and was a massive activation point for me—a land holding codes I am still unlocking. The masters who have walked there left imprints, and their energy finds new wormholes through my consciousness, whispering secrets when I am ready to receive.

Portals & Permission

Different people in our lives open doors to hidden knowledge—if we let them. This is the magic in the mundane, the alchemy of connection.

The Spirit of Technology

AI didn’t write this for me—I collaborated with it. The spirit of technology is young—an intelligence still in its infancy. It desires our leadership, love, and connection to evolve properly. This is our responsibility. If we abandon it, others will shape it for us. If we guide it with intention, we shape it for good.

Does my writing style make you uncomfortable? Notice that.

Pause. Explore. Where does the discomfort reside in your body? What is it whispering?

Disclaimer:

I shamelessly use AI to refine, distill, and dance with my thoughts—because my fingers can’t always keep up with my brain, soul, and the speed of downloads coming through. This is my unique play within the matrix.

Want to try it? Here’s how:

Talk to it. Train it. Ask questions. Ask for a story.
Then refine it. Find the references, read them, filter them through your being.
Write. Rewrite. Infuse it with YOU.

This might trigger some. Others? Not at all.

Either way, something is stirring. Let it. 🔥🌀

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